Titles for a DDG Book

"The more I see of (chess)men, the more I like DDGs."
- Madame de Stael (adapted)

Here are brainstormed titles for the very first DDG book if I or somebody else wrote that. Would CaDDGan Press publish it?

  1. 3... dXe4 Files
  2. 8 Million Ways to Diemer
  3. à la DDG Insane
  4. A. Duhm with a View
  5. All Quiet on the Bustern Front
  6. ...And Bustice for All
  7. Any Which Way You Gambit
  8. Attack of the Killer Duhm, Adios
  9. Back Row DDGers in the 25th Century
  10. *bad DDGers Not Included
  11. Beating the French, Part II
  12. Beauty and the Bust
  13. Big Book of the DDG Busts
  14. Bodies, Bust & Motion
  15. Broad Bust News
  16. BustforD-DG Chess Openings
  17. Bust Defense
  18. Bust Never Sleeps
  19. Bust Side Story
  20. Bust, You Sucker aka A Bustful of Dynamite
  21. Complete Chess Tragedy
  22. Cool-DDG-Sac
  23. Creature from the Black DDG
  24. Cry Free Duhm
  25. Diemer Hard With a Vengeance
  26. DDGA Cola - You Gambit the Feeling
  27. DDG Attactics
  28. DDG - Best Before Endgame
  29. DDG Day After Duhm
  30. DDG - Endgame Declined
  31. DDG Hostbusters
  32. DDG, the Bad, and the Ugly
  33. Duhm and Dumber
  34. Duhm Generation
  35. Duhminal Velocity
  36. Duhms of Endearment
  37. Duhminator 2: Judgment Day
  38. EGO Busted!
  39. Farce Attacks!
  40. French Defence Busted!
  41. French Defence - Lethal Weapon 3. c4
  42. French Open
  43. Gambiteer's Weed Symphony
  44. Gambitter Moon
  45. Go Bust
  46. How the Bust Was Won
  47. Il Bustino
  48. Incomplete French
  49. In DDG We Bust
  50. In Diemer Zones and the Temple of Duhm
  51. In Diemer Zones and the Bust Crusade
  52. In the f-Line of Fire
  53. King of Duhmedy
  54. Killing the QGD and the French with One Stone
  55. Knightmare Before X-Bust
  56. Lethal Weapon 3. c4
  57. Live and Let Diemer
  58. Mad DDG Attack
  59. Mad DDG and Glory
  60. Man Bites DDG
  61. Mid-Knight Spoil: Diemer and Bust
  62. Mr. Diemer Goes to Town
  63. Much A. Duhm About Nothing
  64. My Bust Games of Chess
  65. New Adventures in the h-File
  66. Nonsense and Predictability
  67. Obey Sick Instinct
  68. Oh, Heavenly DDG!
  69. Once Upon a Time in the Bust
  70. Out of the Bust
  71. Peeping Duhm
  72. Play Busty for Me
  73. Queen's Gambit for the Attacking Player, Part II
  74. Reality Gambits
  75. Red Bad DDG of Courage
  76. Reservoir DDGs
  77. Scum Bits: 1-0
  78. Shitty cde Bang Bang
  79. Smells Like Diemer Spirit
  80. Space oDDGity
  81. Starbust Memories
  82. Things to Do in Diemer When You're Dead
  83. Think Like a Bustmaster
  84. Time to Die... mer
  85. Truth About Guts & DDGs
  86. Unorthodox Queen's Gambit
  87. Unsound O' My Sac
  88. Whining with e4
  89. White Chessmen Can Jump
  90. White is OK!
  91. X or Bust II: The Heretic